EXCLUSIVE: NYPD warns police officers not to discriminate against redhead cops - NYPOST.com nyp.st/XXAmy1 via @nypost
RT @jamestaranto: FIRE!!!!!!
andylevy please make sure to hashtag your white house correspondents’ dinner tweets with #whcd or #nerdprom so my mute settings work properly
angela_atanacio Industry, thrift and self-control are not sought because they create wealth, but because they create character. - Calvin Coolidge -
“I remember when @BuzzFeed was just something I did in college around 2 a.m.” - @BarackObama. And I remember when @BuzzFeed wasn’t boring.
@joshgreenman Was it ever cool?
joshgreenman I’m old enough to remember before the President sucked up to BuzzFeed.
“Borrowing one of Michelle’s tricks”? Oh, @BarackObama you shouldn’t talk about a lady like that. Unless she’s a lady of the night.
@davereaboi Yeah, an “empowerment” ring doesn’t sound gay at all.
No, you’re not. RT “I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist that i used to be” -President Obama.”
Give me back my empowerment ring, @davereaboi. And no, that’s not a joke. I want it back!
Learned from #ReaganLibrary that someone sent #Reagan a #CalvinCoolidge ashtray. So much #winning.
@juleslalaland He should have challenged her to a hoe down.
@BarackObama promised @EdwardNorton in American History X the same thing he did his daughters re: #tattoos. The swastika looks fetching.
Whenever I watch #RedEye, @greggutfeld, I feel so young & hip. Then I watch the commercials on Fox and feel like my dentures hurt.
@juleslalaland It’s a little ethnic for me, but you know I’m not the judging type.
@juleslalaland Don’t ever stop, baby. It makes you look cool. Sin tax? Naw, sin subsidies!
Whenever I see someone smoke, I thank them. Those patriots don’t get to collect the Social Security pay. Subsidize those heroes! #smoking
In which @NewYorkMag misses point of @JamesOKeefeIII’s video work. Looks to be pretty boring. http://t.co/PQmuGTknln
