Few joys compare to reading a college newspaper. I feel like a dissident reading pravda.
Gabby_Hoffman If there’s anything that will bring conservatives and libertarians together, it’s the feckless and incompetent GOP leadership. #tcot #tlot
RT @Heminator: RT @JonahNRO: Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like heretic burning season comes earlier every year.
@rjmoeller Watching it now. I’ll send you my phone number.
mastadonarmy My wife cleared out some books today. Karl Rove’s was one of them. See ya, Karl.
@rjmoeller @jamespoulos Do you have the Jonah Goldberg footage for interns?
@rjmoeller & @jamespoulos had an interesting chat on R. J. Moeller’s podcast.
@SimonTemplarPV Your boy @Shaughn_A is mad, brah.
@Shaughn_A @SimonTemplarPV You’re welcome. Glad you & Ken Larrey, Duke alum, have each other .
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A I’m quite alright, Kenneth? Is it Kenneth? Ken Larrey?
HuffPostPol Conservative newspaper ends its print edition huff.to/13nSP7V
@Shaughn_A @SimonTemplarPV Oh, so that’s why he wasn’t bringing over the girls. You’re his boy. I got it.
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A Yawn. Nice chattin’ Ken Larrey. Sry the girls didn’t want to come.
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A You’re bringing guys? That’s weird, but okay. No judging.
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A You okay Ken Larrey? Your head looks a lil fat.
@SimonTemplarPV @Shaughn_A @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley Naw, brah. I’m having a brewski. You bringing the girls?
@Shaughn_A @SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall Naw, man. I’m swell. How bout you Ken Larrey?
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A Naw, brah. I’m chillin’
@Shaughn_A @SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall Naw, man. I’m about to watch Beasts of the Southern Wild.
@Shaughn_A @SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall Hi Shaughn. How are things?
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A Not at all, Ken Larrey. Just chilling here. About to watch a movie
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake @bigdaddybuckley @JoeSchoffstall @Shaughn_A What would I be mad about, Ken Larrey?
@SimonTemplarPV @meredithdake Nothing at all, Ken Larrey.
@meredithdake @SimonTemplarPV @daveweigel Agreed. It’s tough to say here because we don’t want to speculate. Right, Ken Larrey?
@meredithdake @daveweigel Obviously because the White House is trying to control the narrative. They think they can “get” more.
@daveweigel @meredithdake Thought the reason O proposed sequester was because he thought that Republicans wouldn’t stomach the defense cut
@anamariecox @JamesOKeefeIII does not “work for the Breitbart enterprise.” Please get basic facts right. tinyurl.com/c8zhaqx #tcot
@anamariecox if you are going to write something attacking conservatives for not having facts, it’s a good idea to get the facts right.
ali If this gets 30 RTs, I’ll offer Bob Woodword a speaking role at #BlogBash at #CPAC2013. Let the mob decide.
Communism an ‘Exaggerated Fear’? Social Security a ‘Right’? We Have Jack Lew’s College Thesis http://t.co/Eu7I3VkIpu
It’s funny that @secupp lives in the Trump complex in Manhattan. Maybe she caught the Trump bug for hyping? #tcot #cpac2013
A party unwilling to make serious arguments find itself no longer taken seriously. #GOPROUD #CPAC2013
RT @Mediaite: Jeopardy! Pays Belated Tribute To Romney With ‘Binder Full Of Women’ Category (VIDEO) http://t.co/tWIgZAU7ql http://t.co/K …
Why will no liberals take my bet that gun violence will be down next time Kelly runs for re-election? #IL02
Wishful thinking? @SenRandPaul betrayed us on #Hagel so he could deal a death blow to #Brennan. #tcot
chuckdevore California likely to make anti-gun laws stronger, Texas going other way. Fascinating crime stats experiment awaits. #tcot
RyJamesG just think, only a dozen more #sequesters and we’ll have a #balancedbudget #tcot
It seems terribly shortsighted to ban gays from event where pageantry will be on display. #CPAC2013 @GOPROUD. Gays certainly like to party..
@GayPatriot Obama does, too.
@GayPatriot And to think that Obama doesn’t even call them afterwards!
@GayPatriot Nothing gay about nonconsensual, repeated political sodomy by the president on the GOP.
@j_arthur_bloom I resigned.
@j_arthur_bloom The first part was a prediction; the second a joke. Ben Shapiro and hack conservatives r 2 blame 4 #Hagel confirmation.
GrahamDavidA Also to Friends of Hamas MT @benshapiro: Congrats to Islamists, anti-Semites, anti-Israel extremists, & ppl who wanted moron as SecDef!
Today’s vote for #Hagel signals the end of neoconservative political power. It also shows that there are ‘Friends of Hamas’ in Congress.
TheIllegit I was really warming up to Rand Paul, too. Oh well.
nprnews Has The U.S. Outgrown The Voting Rights Act? n.pr/13gF1fO
EliClifton Rand Paul explains his yes vote for Hagel: “the president gets to choose political appointees” bit.ly/V6zUek
@chriskrokshow Love your show.
@BuzzFeedAndrew @jacobkornbluh He has no choice now but to wear a bunch of outfits that offend equally. It’s the South Park defense.
@BuzzFeedAndrew I liked when he endorsed Bob Turner. I thought that was interesting.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Yeah, I met him once when I lived in NYC. He’s kind of a jerk, but eh. So he’s got bad taste in a costume? Big deal.
Could someone please explain to me the big deal about Dov Hikind? Who cares what he dresses up as…
The immigration we want, not the kind we don’t. RT Crovitz: The Virtual March on Washington for Immigration on.wsj.com/13FfPuS via @WSJ
walterkirn @thebookviking Whoever started it, it went too far tonight. It was like having the school principal show up at your birthday party.
Vote no and send a message to Hagel - http://t.co/rNxHWQNLPs http://t.co/lypB6oYECj
RT @Tim_Groseclose: I predict we’ll learn that a senator’s salary is not enough to pay for Sen. Menendez’s prostitutes. http://t.co/aD …
levie Going to be awkward if we find out Daniel Day-Lewis has been doping this whole time.
RT @kausmickey: You need skills to have a relationship? Now they tell me. http://t.co/1pY60kyZly
This is magnificent RT While I’m Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die onion.com/X6LgO8 via @TheOnion
You should never give in to the academic brownshirts, sir. RT Emory University’s Leader Reopens Racial Woundnyti.ms/YOkHeH6#tcotot
Good interview by @TuckerCarlson: Ruling class takes your protection away while they stay protected from wolves soc.li/0msP50P
trscoop Dan Bongino on gun control: Ruling class takes your protection away whey they stay protected from wolves soc.li/0msP50P
@francesmartel Necessito un ambien tambien.
cocokonskii Women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings - 1922. pic.twitter.com/eFt6EQVZmc
End of Watch & Magic Mike got cheated at #Oscars2013.
Finally @BuzzFeedAndrew you printed the news I need to read. 35 People Who Realized That MacFarlane Is Actually Hot http://t.co/a4E2GHLYBK
Senator #Menendez has 99 problems and they’re all girls. http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN
Congratulations to @EditMeDavid on a great story on #Menendez. Go read it. Now. http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance We need a new pope, don’t we? #tcot
@ConserValidity Better a red than a red stater!
@DanaPerino I am so heartbroken that Love Actually didn’t win the oscars. Maybe next year. #redeye
iowahawkblog “Dear Motion Picture Academy: please tone the political personality cult worship down a notch.” - Peoples Republic of Korea
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance On Girls. Because @lenadunham & @FLOTUS deserve each other.
@wanttruth @TheOnion Of course. Note how O had white kids around him when pushin gun grab. More black children die but he didn’t mention it
_Snape_ Just a friendly reminder that Harry Potter never won an Oscar. Apparently, inspiring an entire generation isn’t good enough. #Oscars2013
@wanttruth You too.
Forbes #Oscars? Seth MacFarlane would rather talk about science bit.ly/Wlnbka
@GayPatriot @SmallgGay Notice the X on the dress. Someone is auditioning for the next X-men.
@DebraBurlingame I could do with less nudity on the show. Some of us are still prudes.
@Faztlan @SethMacFarlane Now, now. Don’t you know that Seth, along with @lenadunham is the “voice of a generation”?
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel No. A Marine drill sergeant. “Drop down and give me $50…,000 per person for my hubbie’s legacy!”
@HuffingtonPost no like @SethMacFarlane jokes. I guess it has a hard time with creative people not ripping off other creative people’s work.
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel Shhh!! She’ll hear us & make us work out.
@DebraBurlingame I have known far too many women exactly like the girls on Girls.
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel Don’t u know that Hollywood launders it’s money through hubbie’s campaign? Why can’t they cut the lady a check?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance As Captain Kirk’s workout buddy. The years running the Starship Enterprise haven’t been good to @WilliamShatner
@DebraBurlingame What’s your favorite episode this season?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Hollywood’s most visible unpaid star. She’s been on Sesame Street, Nickelodeon, dancing w/ @jimmykimmel.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Family Guy as Quagmire’s date. Can we make that happen, please, @SethMacFarlane? #Oscars2013
@DebraBurlingame I’m pretty sure we’ll date the decline & fall of the Republic to her show. But until then, pass the popcorn!
@wanttruth @TheOnion Didn’t Carter consult his daughter about nuclear weapons policy? Yep, just checked. He did.
@DebraBurlingame “Voice of a generation” is a quote she uses to describe herself on the show.
Tragedy: Whatever Christoph Waltz ever does @QuenTarantino he’ll never be history’s most famous Austrian. For shame, Ahnold.#Oscars2013
@BuddyMashburn Are you calling the Dear Leader’s wife fat? You racist. Bet you like bald eagles cuz they white, huh?
@Jamie_Weinstein You’ll have to wait for the Benjamin Carson presidency before we ban caffeine products.
Remember when we lived in a country where you could tell a terrible joke and the punishment would be no laughter and that’s it? #Oscars2013
@DebraBurlingame How dare you insult the voice of our generation!
DebraBurlingame @ChuckCJohnson #NextMichelleObamaAppearance in Lena Dunham’s HBO hit GIRLS, gently suggesting Hannah’s persistent “baby fat” from junk food
@IAMQUVENZHANE, can your first name become a noun, please? I’d love to play it in Scrabble. Not sure where I’d fine the e accent agout, tho.
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. You tripped into all of our hearts long ago, girl. #Oscars2013
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance L.A. Lakers. No, not court side with Jack Nicholson, but tearing down that gender barrier known as the NBA.
@wanttruth @HarveyWeinstein Yes. And did you know that @HarveyWeinstein doesn’t think that’s a crime?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Judge, jury, & executioner for @TheOnion show trials for insulting the oh so very talented Quvenzhané Wallis.
@Jamie_Weinstein The best green tea is Yama Moto Yama Genmai-cha. Get it now before it’s obligatory.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance At a benefit for child actor promoter Roman Polanski, with her friend @HarveyWeinstein, who arranged the video.
@adamsbaldwin @KolaBoof Thanks!
@Jamie_Weinstein I’m kicking back, watching Girls, with a green tea, listening to my mother-in-law do meditation. Relax, I’m chill.
@GayPatriot Fortunately we still live in a country where the Obamas aren’t the only people nominated for an Oscar. There’s always next year.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Replacing @zoesaldana as Uhura on Star Trek. Didn’t you know FLOTUS already speaks Klingon and Romulan? #tcot
Come on guys, don’t give #FLOTUS any ideas about Eva Peron.
RT @SalaciousSully: Just shot a peanut M&M out my nose “@GayPatriot: #NextMichelleObamaAppearance Flo’s sidekick on Progressive Insu …
@rjmoeller You raise a provocative question that I’m going to have to wrestle with.
@francesmartel Nobody has that many shoes. Not even FLOTUS.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Project Runway judge. You heard it here first, people. #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Hawaii. Spain. Florida. Or anywhere warm for as long as she wants, for as much as she wants, on our dime. #tcot
@Jamie_Weinstein Who is outraged? Why isn’t political power enough for the Obamas? I want a space in public life that is just what it is.
notmyname02 #NextMichelleObamaAppearance On vacation. Where else would she be?
@Jamie_Weinstein Yeah, in a third world country. Why must every cultural event be made political?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Beyonce’s next music video.
Just remember, kids. Black people would still be in chains if it weren’t for Daniel Day-Lewis. #DDL. Django would still be chained. #tcot
@DebraBurlingame Just make sure you don’t gulp down my jokes with a Big Gulp.
Thanks for setting #Argo in Southie, Ben. Really got the color of the neighborhood just right.
RobLowe I, for one, can no longer tolerate an award show that willfully discriminates against CGI animal actors. Of any stripe.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance National Geographic’s Taboo episode on Shoppaholics.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Beasts of the Southside Wild. #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Django Re-Chained.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Real House Wives of D.C.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance The Walking Dead.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Precious, the sequel.
michellemalkin #NextMichelleObamaAppearance She’ll be in every movie theater preview telling you to shut your cellphone off & put away the popcorn.
Oh goodie. A PSA from our First Lady. When can this movie end? #tcot
#Argo is #Affleck’s attempt to convince us that Carter freed the hostages. Where were you in 2009 when real human drama was in Iran? #tcot
Positively elated that Les Miserables won nothing of any consequence.
Jennifer Lawrence We Saw Your Boobs GIF via @PolicyMic | Laura Donovan http://t.co/cY2WIcWlpF
The Ph.D Bust: America’s Awful Market for Young Scientists in 7 Charts - The Atlantic http://t.co/SztEC4iI1l
@walterkirn Separation of smirch & state?
@hale_razor Walking Dead doesn’t have Obama in it… yet.
Long-time escort confirms Senator Bob #Menendez paid her for sex http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN #tcot
‘I am determined not to be silenced, come what may.’ The Assassin at the Door on.wsj.com/Y9pI4x via @WSJ
famousquotenet There is no substitute for a militant freedom. The only alternative is submission and slavery. - Calvin Coolidge
Why you should never horse around on a chair lift. RT Caught on Tape: Teen Falls Off Chair Lift: youtu.be/-f8_m6o37l0 via @YouTube
Poker Is America. nyti.ms/XsAse6
@Tim_Groseclose When are we going to meet up?
RT @Tim_Groseclose: Looks like a spoof but it’s not: “World renowned” “ecofeminist” to help UCLA celebrate International Women’s Day. …
I worked at HLS & can think of 5 open Communists. Get it right, Jane. RT Is Senator Ted Cruz our new McCarthy? http://t.co/eXz9K45Xjj #tcot
Excellent news RT Democrats lose supermajority as Fresno senator resigns | news10.net on.news10.net/VBrkDl via @News10_CA
TIMENOUT ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO CLOSE THE BORDER Thousands May Have Been Exposed To Deadly TB Epidemic Los Angeles cbsloc.al/VBF9lo
Starve the beast? No, #Sequestration is castration for the beast. #tcot
@roger_lance Where can I get my suicide pill?
#Sequestration worries starting to sound like chicken little economics. Just checked. Sky still there. For now. Must spend more money #tcot
BillDixonish Like a good neighbor, State Farm should give me my personal space and stop trying so hard to convince me how easygoing and funny they are.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Speciest. U don’t know what he knows. He could have the answer to all our fiscal problems! An elephant never forggets.
RT @BuddyMashburn: http://t.co/WmdyZtC4k3 /Doesn’t she just make you so proud to be a Democrat? Is there No end to their depravity ?
RT @KaraSands4: So when is she joining? @SandraFluke - Military should accept transexual recruits | TheDailyCaller http://t.co/95Nnu589u …
@BillDixonish Thanks for the follow. I’m a big fan.
BillDixonish DOJ filing suit against Lance Armstrong. Instead of my taxes going to building roads, they’re used to destroy dude who cheated at exercise.
RT @ObamaStrawman: Perhaps if we get transexuals in the US Military, we can finally get rid of the US Military. -bo @ChuckCJohnson. http …
I’m on the radio discussing #Menendez and #Coolidge. Listen live from noon ‘til 2:00 Pacific time. crntalk.com.” #tcot
RT @RonFutrell: Latest from @ChuckCJohnson. Do you get the feeling somebody is hoping to destroy the US Military? http://t.co/DDt799IeNj
RT @jtLOL: .@SandraFluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/amxyKhD0sG How about a division of Sandra Flukes? The 1 …
RT @oldyfan2012: Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/gV4GPA5jT9” Ugg, she’s triyng for 30 minutes of fa …
RT @SDESSEDS: Only in today’s America can a sexologist serve as a military advisor and tax policy expert… http://t.co/ZF2LiCDCbj
@francesmartel I take the Chris Rock view here.
RT @kiradavis422: THIS is what @SandraFluke’s been concentrating on?Not a peep on #Salazaar telling women they r 2 wield weapons http:// …
RickSheridan She’s the ugly Kim Kardashian. But with less gravitas RT @DailyCaller Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual bit.ly/XtW72A
RT @KarlKroshinsky: Your 15 minutes are up, GO AWAY! —> Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/meobqZTAZV
RT @SkidWillie: Sandra “Never Served in the Military” Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits #LiberalLogic #tcot http://t.co/ …
RT @carolt2000: More wisdom from lib poster child: Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/XUx7NmKouj #tcot
RT @lclintsp: Sandra! Your pie hole … SHUT IT!
Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/Ltv8ypXqTp
RT @jpodhoretz: We need readiness experts like this! http://t.co/f5TgUDrnXh
aheram Sandra Fluke comes out as an imperialist, now advocates for trans* folks to be part of the war machine. bit.ly/XtW72A /cc @Antiwar2
Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits http://t.co/ZcUW4FtzqK
@Gabby_Hoffman thanks!
Not a good idea. “The day may come when #NATO troops monitor the birth of a Palestinian state.” #hagel #tcot #israel
I wasn’t laughing. NO JOKE: #Menendez Meets with Karzai About Corruption | Robert #Menendez | Fox Nation http://t.co/0X7ViJ3hEN #tcot
Going RINO hunting next week. I’ll be sure to bring back some pelts. #tcot
hale_razor #WhiteHouseSequesterWarnings Airplane flying Bo the Dog to Hawaii apart from family to serve lower grade ribeye.
BillZeiser #WhiteHouseSequesterWarnings U.S. statehood will be reduced from 57 states to a more manageable 50.
RT @SooperMexican: #WhiteHouseSequesterWarnings! $500 million cut from foreign aid!!! That means countries that hate us will have to buy …
BattleSwarmBlog #thingsyoucanlearnfromconservatives What’s actually in Obama’s autobiographies.
@JillBidenVeep #Hagel described your hubbie as “preeminent foreign policy thinker.” Oh wait, that’s true & silly tinyurl.com/a9va3tv
m_mcaulay I can confirm this. RT @GaltsGirl Youth activists. GOP has NO idea how to jump on that ship.
@HeerJeet No. But you’ll have to read my book to find out more!
A very excellent piece from Morton Blackwell… The GOP’s consultant problem http://t.co/4gPwI0mCjb
Also not fake: #Hagel debated whether or not you could call Yasser #Arafat a “terrorist.” #FakeRightWingHagelStories
@robertwmerry Very much enjoy the excellent work you do at NationalInterest, especially your work on Spengler & Rand Paul’s foreign policy
Also not fake: Hagel’s praise for Biden as “preeminent foreign policy thinker.” http://t.co/zruZawC9SP #FakeRightWingHagelStories #tcot
You know what’s not fake? Hagel staff palling around with #Iran front groups.
#FakeRightWingHagelStories
@marklevinshow Thank you Mark for mentioning my work on #Hagel and #Iran yesterday. I’ve been with you since the beginning. #tcot
@BuzzFeedAndrew Hey. I’ve got something to give you. DM?
QueenLizzyII RT @TheAgedP Codevilla gives an intellectual underpinning to what @SarahPalinUSA has been saying for 4 yrs tinyurl.com/bzt8mq9 #TCOT
Gross. RT #Schumer Stands By ‘Straight Shooter’ #Menendez | TPMDC http://t.co/5qattfXSOM via @TPM
@DavidCornDC gets a Polk Award for hidden camera story; @JamesOKeefeIII got a probation. This needs to change. #tcot
