@BuzzFeedAndrew @jacobkornbluh He has no choice now but to wear a bunch of outfits that offend equally. It’s the South Park defense.
@BuzzFeedAndrew I liked when he endorsed Bob Turner. I thought that was interesting.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Yeah, I met him once when I lived in NYC. He’s kind of a jerk, but eh. So he’s got bad taste in a costume? Big deal.
Could someone please explain to me the big deal about Dov Hikind? Who cares what he dresses up as…
The immigration we want, not the kind we don’t. RT Crovitz: The Virtual March on Washington for Immigration on.wsj.com/13FfPuS via @WSJ
walterkirn @thebookviking Whoever started it, it went too far tonight. It was like having the school principal show up at your birthday party.
Vote no and send a message to Hagel - http://t.co/rNxHWQNLPs http://t.co/lypB6oYECj
RT @Tim_Groseclose: I predict we’ll learn that a senator’s salary is not enough to pay for Sen. Menendez’s prostitutes. http://t.co/aD …
levie Going to be awkward if we find out Daniel Day-Lewis has been doping this whole time.
RT @kausmickey: You need skills to have a relationship? Now they tell me. http://t.co/1pY60kyZly
This is magnificent RT While I’m Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die onion.com/X6LgO8 via @TheOnion
You should never give in to the academic brownshirts, sir. RT Emory University’s Leader Reopens Racial Woundnyti.ms/YOkHeH6#tcotot
Good interview by @TuckerCarlson: Ruling class takes your protection away while they stay protected from wolves soc.li/0msP50P
trscoop Dan Bongino on gun control: Ruling class takes your protection away whey they stay protected from wolves soc.li/0msP50P
@francesmartel Necessito un ambien tambien.
cocokonskii Women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings - 1922. pic.twitter.com/eFt6EQVZmc
End of Watch & Magic Mike got cheated at #Oscars2013.
Finally @BuzzFeedAndrew you printed the news I need to read. 35 People Who Realized That MacFarlane Is Actually Hot http://t.co/a4E2GHLYBK
Senator #Menendez has 99 problems and they’re all girls. http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN
Congratulations to @EditMeDavid on a great story on #Menendez. Go read it. Now. http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance We need a new pope, don’t we? #tcot
@ConserValidity Better a red than a red stater!
@DanaPerino I am so heartbroken that Love Actually didn’t win the oscars. Maybe next year. #redeye
iowahawkblog “Dear Motion Picture Academy: please tone the political personality cult worship down a notch.” - Peoples Republic of Korea
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance On Girls. Because @lenadunham & @FLOTUS deserve each other.
@wanttruth @TheOnion Of course. Note how O had white kids around him when pushin gun grab. More black children die but he didn’t mention it
_Snape_ Just a friendly reminder that Harry Potter never won an Oscar. Apparently, inspiring an entire generation isn’t good enough. #Oscars2013
@wanttruth You too.
Forbes #Oscars? Seth MacFarlane would rather talk about science bit.ly/Wlnbka
@GayPatriot @SmallgGay Notice the X on the dress. Someone is auditioning for the next X-men.
@DebraBurlingame I could do with less nudity on the show. Some of us are still prudes.
@Faztlan @SethMacFarlane Now, now. Don’t you know that Seth, along with @lenadunham is the “voice of a generation”?
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel No. A Marine drill sergeant. “Drop down and give me $50…,000 per person for my hubbie’s legacy!”
@HuffingtonPost no like @SethMacFarlane jokes. I guess it has a hard time with creative people not ripping off other creative people’s work.
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel Shhh!! She’ll hear us & make us work out.
@DebraBurlingame I have known far too many women exactly like the girls on Girls.
@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel Don’t u know that Hollywood launders it’s money through hubbie’s campaign? Why can’t they cut the lady a check?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance As Captain Kirk’s workout buddy. The years running the Starship Enterprise haven’t been good to @WilliamShatner
@DebraBurlingame What’s your favorite episode this season?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Hollywood’s most visible unpaid star. She’s been on Sesame Street, Nickelodeon, dancing w/ @jimmykimmel.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Family Guy as Quagmire’s date. Can we make that happen, please, @SethMacFarlane? #Oscars2013
@DebraBurlingame I’m pretty sure we’ll date the decline & fall of the Republic to her show. But until then, pass the popcorn!
@wanttruth @TheOnion Didn’t Carter consult his daughter about nuclear weapons policy? Yep, just checked. He did.
@DebraBurlingame “Voice of a generation” is a quote she uses to describe herself on the show.
Tragedy: Whatever Christoph Waltz ever does @QuenTarantino he’ll never be history’s most famous Austrian. For shame, Ahnold.#Oscars2013
@BuddyMashburn Are you calling the Dear Leader’s wife fat? You racist. Bet you like bald eagles cuz they white, huh?
@Jamie_Weinstein You’ll have to wait for the Benjamin Carson presidency before we ban caffeine products.
Remember when we lived in a country where you could tell a terrible joke and the punishment would be no laughter and that’s it? #Oscars2013
@DebraBurlingame How dare you insult the voice of our generation!
DebraBurlingame @ChuckCJohnson #NextMichelleObamaAppearance in Lena Dunham’s HBO hit GIRLS, gently suggesting Hannah’s persistent “baby fat” from junk food
@IAMQUVENZHANE, can your first name become a noun, please? I’d love to play it in Scrabble. Not sure where I’d fine the e accent agout, tho.
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. You tripped into all of our hearts long ago, girl. #Oscars2013
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance L.A. Lakers. No, not court side with Jack Nicholson, but tearing down that gender barrier known as the NBA.
@wanttruth @HarveyWeinstein Yes. And did you know that @HarveyWeinstein doesn’t think that’s a crime?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Judge, jury, & executioner for @TheOnion show trials for insulting the oh so very talented Quvenzhané Wallis.
