@Jamie_Weinstein The best green tea is Yama Moto Yama Genmai-cha. Get it now before it’s obligatory.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance At a benefit for child actor promoter Roman Polanski, with her friend @HarveyWeinstein, who arranged the video.
@adamsbaldwin @KolaBoof Thanks!
@Jamie_Weinstein I’m kicking back, watching Girls, with a green tea, listening to my mother-in-law do meditation. Relax, I’m chill.
@GayPatriot Fortunately we still live in a country where the Obamas aren’t the only people nominated for an Oscar. There’s always next year.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Replacing @zoesaldana as Uhura on Star Trek. Didn’t you know FLOTUS already speaks Klingon and Romulan? #tcot
Come on guys, don’t give #FLOTUS any ideas about Eva Peron.
RT @SalaciousSully: Just shot a peanut M&M out my nose “@GayPatriot: #NextMichelleObamaAppearance Flo’s sidekick on Progressive Insu …
@rjmoeller You raise a provocative question that I’m going to have to wrestle with.
@francesmartel Nobody has that many shoes. Not even FLOTUS.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Project Runway judge. You heard it here first, people. #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Hawaii. Spain. Florida. Or anywhere warm for as long as she wants, for as much as she wants, on our dime. #tcot
@Jamie_Weinstein Who is outraged? Why isn’t political power enough for the Obamas? I want a space in public life that is just what it is.
notmyname02 #NextMichelleObamaAppearance On vacation. Where else would she be?
@Jamie_Weinstein Yeah, in a third world country. Why must every cultural event be made political?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Beyonce’s next music video.
Just remember, kids. Black people would still be in chains if it weren’t for Daniel Day-Lewis. #DDL. Django would still be chained. #tcot
@DebraBurlingame Just make sure you don’t gulp down my jokes with a Big Gulp.
Thanks for setting #Argo in Southie, Ben. Really got the color of the neighborhood just right.
RobLowe I, for one, can no longer tolerate an award show that willfully discriminates against CGI animal actors. Of any stripe.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance National Geographic’s Taboo episode on Shoppaholics.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Beasts of the Southside Wild. #tcot
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Django Re-Chained.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Real House Wives of D.C.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance The Walking Dead.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Precious, the sequel.
michellemalkin #NextMichelleObamaAppearance She’ll be in every movie theater preview telling you to shut your cellphone off & put away the popcorn.
Oh goodie. A PSA from our First Lady. When can this movie end? #tcot
#Argo is #Affleck’s attempt to convince us that Carter freed the hostages. Where were you in 2009 when real human drama was in Iran? #tcot
Positively elated that Les Miserables won nothing of any consequence.
Jennifer Lawrence We Saw Your Boobs GIF via @PolicyMic | Laura Donovan http://t.co/cY2WIcWlpF
The Ph.D Bust: America’s Awful Market for Young Scientists in 7 Charts - The Atlantic http://t.co/SztEC4iI1l
@walterkirn Separation of smirch & state?
@hale_razor Walking Dead doesn’t have Obama in it… yet.
Long-time escort confirms Senator Bob #Menendez paid her for sex http://t.co/c7C9kmFZWN #tcot
‘I am determined not to be silenced, come what may.’ The Assassin at the Door on.wsj.com/Y9pI4x via @WSJ
famousquotenet There is no substitute for a militant freedom. The only alternative is submission and slavery. - Calvin Coolidge
Why you should never horse around on a chair lift. RT Caught on Tape: Teen Falls Off Chair Lift: youtu.be/-f8_m6o37l0 via @YouTube
Poker Is America. nyti.ms/XsAse6
