Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

August 30th, 2014

Isn’t ISIS already in the stone age, @tedcruz?

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It’s been cathartic seeing all of the people who agree with me on & tell me, sotto voce, of course.

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@RockportMEStorm oui je suis bizarre. Il y’a pas beaucoups de gens ici qui peut parler avec moi

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@RockportMEStorm Je suis alle au Quebec quand j’avais 15 ans avec ma famille et au Montreal a 8 ans. J’espere que je pourrais retourner.

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WSJ It’s not just Google and Amazon. Domino’s started testing drones last year to deliver pizzas. on.wsj.com/1tSmuRV pic.twitter.com/EVkh4J6Gvu

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

nycjim Judging by early prototypes, Google may have a better design for drone delivery than Amazon. on.mash.to/1CcHQOB pic.twitter.com/w5LfjjsdHk

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

DroneTimes What The FAA Thinks Of Google’s Drone Delivery Plan dlvr.it/6m5FMT -

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BlogsofWar California Senate approves measure banning warrantless drone surveillance - Reuters goo.gl/oq05GF

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EarthAddicts An eagle photographed by a drone pic.twitter.com/GtVgZtNIBh

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @sglisreading: ✌ @Reading “Where drone journalism gets interesting: Closed airspace over controversial places” http://t.co/Cw4CiD50GP

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RT @pastoralmusings: “@bsldoubled: It would be fun if @ChuckCJohnson was a football critic 😃”
That would be interesting.

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raybury @ChuckCJohnson Sounds like something a racist would ask. :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

bsldoubled @ChuckCJohnson raising the debt celing?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RockportMEStorm @ChuckCJohnson love your profile pic, the perfect conservative hippie

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

What do liberals discuss when they are done calling everyone racist, sexist, homophobic?

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What if we all just started calling each other racist?

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tomahawk2440c @ChuckCJohnson They got the funeral paid by some frat, and what travel/living expenses…this is a scam to make money off his stupidity.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

The person who came up with the root beer float is more deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize than Obama.

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@Beregond I’m at the store getting some good ice cream

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I just want you all to know that I love you, even the trolls. Thanks for making it an entertaining night. Root beer floats anyone?

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Daniel_Knauf And now, for the morning news… pic.twitter.com/OVlCbLS3Oh

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog RT if you’d make a better president right now.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @iowahawkblog: 1000 retweets, and every single one 100% correct
https://t.co/iAY909o0Yi

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instapundit I’ve been sexually harassed by many female Senators and journalists. But I won’t name them.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog Kerry said coalition with Canada, UK & Australia was “bribed” & “coerced.”
Now he’s trying to form a coalition w/ Iran, Syria & Saudis.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @iowahawkblog: John Kerry: born-again fan of Iraq coalitions http://t.co/Z69sMBkIwE

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iowahawkblog Kerry 2003: Bush formed “a coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought, and the extorted.”
Kerry today: we need a Iraq coalition.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @conradhackett: 3.6 million girls are subjected to genital mutilation each year

http://t.co/BSofxmdq3W http://t.co/YrSwLS3cS2

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TheTrialFile @ChuckCJohnson they don’t. Crump needs about that for his schemes.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Why does ’s family need $400,000 to get justice?

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RT @Teal_Marcus93: donate to the Michael Brown Memorial Fund to help support his family as they seek justice http://t.co/k2HQLH7oHC #fergus…

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RT @Nettles18: Go Fund Me has shut down the donations for Support of Officer Darren Wilson. http://t.co/SEhJGyFJdo

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stranahan Your can help expose another big story in time for the anniversary. gofundme.com/dlkq3s Please read & contribute!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Why can’t we use eminent domain to take the Palestinian land and turn it over to the harder working Israelis?

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It sure is expensive to keep pushing a . How many Palestinians are anyways?

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Tomorrow we will learn that to s racist to raise money for but totally okay to raise money for black panthers.

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MyManBlu2 @ChuckCJohnson @gofundme What about paypal donate. Although I can’t imagine they have much different politics.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

FletchFFletch33 @ChuckCJohnson Get GLAAD to help him sue for discrimination bullshit.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @GhostriderVF142: @ChuckCJohnson I sent the following tweet to MO Senator Claire McCaskill but no reply. https://t.co/zUGFq0CCjC

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Any pro-freedom competitors to @gofundme? Shutting down fundraisers you don’t agree with is tyranny.

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Mediaite St. Louis Cop Who Pushed Don Lemon, Threatened to ‘Kill Everybody’ Retires with Full Pension bit.ly/1pV0WDV (VIDEOS)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Nettles18 The facebook support page is posting the Go Fund Me site has been shut down. Lawyers are involved now.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Nettles18 @TheTrialFile I am as well. They have signalled he’s guilty of murder before investigation is complete. Wrong move, imo @gofundme

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @BayAreaFaithful: .@gofundme take down the Darren Wilson fundraisers and return all profits! http://t.co/abEAN72znu #MikeBrown #Ferguson…

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RT @Nettles18: If Go Fund Me drops Support for Darren Wilson’s page, I’ll withdraw from ever donating thru that site again. https://t.co/Pe…

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Kellir68 @ChuckCJohnson i think gofundme just pulled the Support Darren Wilson fund raiser. Something about civil rights.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

What do you think the price we’d pay would be to buy all of Pakistan’s nukes?

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Could it be that St. Louis just doesn’t like people named Michael?

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ThisIsJoshSmith FABULOUS! RT @ChuckCJohnson: What will be gays’ reparations be? pic.twitter.com/NIKAKQYbOZ

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

SpiritoftheLou @ChuckCJohnson Obviously you know little about and it’s fans. Baseball is the main event in The Lou, not

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

CharlesCJohnson @MitchBlatt @BDayspring if your not bright enough to write the correct person, I doubt you beat @ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

bsldoubled @ChuckCJohnson no big stories on the other 200 players cut today

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

tim_groeper @ChuckCJohnson the complete box set of will and grace

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

SoCalTXgal @ChuckCJohnson Free Trojans & Fleets for life?

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

What will be gays’ reparations be?

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ImGregCook @ChuckCJohnson Is OJ out of prison? I lose track.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

sohrabjadli @ChuckCJohnson How can you say, it’s anti-gay? Don’t they remove their shirts and hug with bare chest in public and in front of cameras? ;)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Antonimal @ChuckCJohnson So do the smallest of earthquakes

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

The riots in third world countries always make our riots look lame by comparison.

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brick1313 @ChuckCJohnson Rihanna? Why not!

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Who will play in the anti-American football movie being written right now by some gay Hollywood writer?

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freeflying55 @RandomHero30 @ChuckCJohnson and the Pottery Barn????

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m looking forward to the historical revisionism that makes the gay Rosa Parks.

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BarneyFranken Weren’t Michael Sam’s civil rights violated? I even saw some NFL players set out intentionally to BLOCK him from succeeding. Shocking!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

JanetOstrowski1 @ChuckCJohnson Perhaps rainbow outfits?

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

We all know how peaceful the Muslim country of Pakistan is. That’s why they forswore nuclear weapons & love their neighbors. Oh wait…

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RT @MaryHartmanx2: When gay marriage is compulsory, who shall we force Chuck to marry? https://t.co/7w2vjwTNPq

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Everybody knows that all those protestors want to do in Pakistan is throw their prime minister a house party.

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LisaLangford @ChuckCJohnson I’m not the father , so it’s all good :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m enjoying this brief time in our politics before gay marriage is compulsory and we can poke a little fun.

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Maybe one day we will know why Obama was traveling with Pakistani elite when his mother worked at the embassy there.

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My mother-in-law & sister-in-law seriously just left Pakistan. I blame them for the unpleasantness.

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RT @baileyjer: Deep roots MT @HistoricalPics Barack Obama with a ’friend’ in Karachi, Pakistan,1982 http://t.co/tjY2tOFRC5
#rednationrisin…

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@pwalnuts1156 everyone is at least a little gay in football

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Random_acct @Charcin34Davis @ChuckCJohnson Well…consuming the liquor first does make one stupid…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

pwalnuts1156 @ChuckCJohnson like the 80s. Nic- ca ragwa…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

The reason is not Jackie Robinson is that there is no gay football league for him to break out of.

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RT @andrewpcurrier: @ChuckCJohnson Is it too late for Tight End-Wide Receiver jokes?

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Pakistan is about to fall but at least all of our media commentators can pronounce it properly! PAH-ki-Stan!

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MaryHartmanx2 If you really want to understand what makes award-winning journo @ChuckCJohnson tick, watch “Fresno” pic.twitter.com/B8K9EwqPH5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Maybe enjoyed being tackled a little too much.

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RT @RandomHero30: @freeflying55 @ChuckCJohnson No, but Williams Sonoma is a war zone. STAY AWAY!!

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@WhamaaAllen thank you for making the joke so I didn’t have to

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WhamaaAllen @ChuckCJohnson He turned down endorsement gig with Sports Authority…he preferred Dicks .

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

The Muslim country with nukes is about to fall but let’s get really angry about how anti-gay football is.

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Maybe can help Obama pick out his suits now.

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The St. Louis Rams just weren’t ready for a player who sucks.

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I have avoided some of the worse jokes about cut. You are welcome, America.

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freeflying55 @ChuckCJohnson are they looting at Sams club

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

derekahunter I bet the White House does have a strategy in place for dealing with being cut…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Which stores will the riots loot first?

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I guess will have to wear tights and be jumped on by men in his spare time. Welcome to the amateurs.

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Let’s make sure our outfits are color coordinated for the riots.

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MuchLuck @ChuckCJohnson Watch out for looters at The Gap.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

AaronWorthing Pro-tip: if you set up a ball player as the next Jackie Robinson, make sure he plays well, first.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @SooperMexican: “I’m cut? Yeah, well, I’ve been working out, thank you!! oh.. you mean from the team. oh…” - #MichaelSam

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I fully expect the totally fabulous riots to break out during my visit to St. Louis this coming week.

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The reason no one has IDed chubby chasing senators who spoke ill of girth is that it never happened.

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eliseviebeck I’m sorry, but is anyone actually surprised? RT@TPM Gillibrand: Men in Congress called me “chubby,” “fat,” “porky” bit.ly/1wEheG0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @DHub2012: So many immigration “money lines” in @ChuckCJohnson ‘s WHY COOLIDGE MATTERS, you’ll get rich reading it! #amnesty
http://t.c…

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RT @GaryBlackal: SuperTalk Mississippi: Haley Barbour’s Propaganda Tool #mssen | RedState http://t.co/21LeOphL6y Guess if I work in MS bett…

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HouseCracka When @LarrySabato asks “where’s the wave?” then @Reince better call his sugar daddy for a new job. haunting @GOP @ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @GotNewsDotCom: Barbour Crony Pete Perry’s Money Laundering For Cochran #MSSEN http://t.co/h5q38ht9xV

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@rickhasen once again you don’t know what you are talking about.

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That time I was smeared in high school as a racist for saying I love America on an online message board… pic.twitter.com/9D6IrO7I27

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LindaRoyer1 @ChuckCJohnson Truth, only one to stand up and tell it like it is!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @RickAddante: @ChuckCJohnson so do you get 2x whiteprivilege bc your ginger? Im a greasy Italian w.o.p.&Irish http://t.co/S8FxBSBJEO u o…

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I’m working on two massive stories: one about a senate candidate; the other about media corruption re: .

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RT @TheJimHughes: Actually @Toure , it’s not about perfection. Just try not to assault a cop. Not a high bar. http://t.co/NUq94J9HjD #Douche

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Everything I learned about the left I learned living among them as a poor white kid at Milton Academy.

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@ClarenceWhorley @Toure @instapundit you aren’t mentioning that he founded anti white newspaper at Emory

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RT @ClarenceWhorley: @Toure calling white families who want better public schools racist.
Fails to mention he went to Milton Academy Tuitio…

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CindyLaMar Bill Whittle “Liberals want to tell others what to do and make money while doing it.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:11 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@bluemoonpottery I have met him and spoke to him at length. He’s the real deal.

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I was told recently that staffers at several “conservative” websites are banned from retweeting me. Cowards.

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ScottInSC @ChuckCJohnson If they wanted to be honest with themselves the largest ego is residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Only one man running for president supported the good people of : Ted Cruz.

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The knock against Cruz is that he has an “ego.” As if we should give shrinking violets the nuclear codes.

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It’s clear from that we already have a presidential candidate: CRUZ.

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Looking to sue plagiarist @FareedZakaria, the new Stephen Glass or James Frey, for literary fraud. @CNN had its chance.

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RT @caseykim12: Ted Cruz officially invited @BarackObama to the Texas border. To sweeten the offer he included golf 😉 #Dream14

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CindyLaMar Ted Cruz “I have introduced legislation that the president cannot grant anyone amnesty.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

amandacarpenter CRUZ vows a Republican President will repeal every word of Obamacare. Crows shouts back “Yes, we can! Yes, we can!”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

amandacarpenter CRUZ: “ISIS says they want to reject modernity? We should help them. Bomb them back to the Stone Age.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

MattMackowiak Good case for it RT @cd_hooks: Cruz calls for impeachment of AG Holder

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@samrhall’s blog is gone! Says he can’t serve two masters. Did the Cochran camp complain they weren’t getting due attention?

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Should I sue plagiarist Fareed Zakaria for literary fraud?

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RT @abra2021: Fareed Zakaria: ‘There is a market for intelligent discussion on television’ http://t.co/XPPbKp60Wt

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RT @EmilyJBrill: Academics and media people need to speak up about this: http://t.co/gjVBszSRL0 The silence from @FareedZakaria employers i…

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Best part of Twitter is the block function. I wish I had one in real life.

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I don’t like being a part of a story but on occasion it’s fun. Like when I pressured Post Dispatch to join our suit.

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WashTimes Ex-Australian Sen. dishes diplomatic dirt on Kerry, U.S. politicians in new book wtim.es/1tkc0wI pic.twitter.com/955iovituO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

DRUDGE_REPORT Hillary Clinton’s Gay Rights Evolution… drudge.tw/1vxYvKJ

via Drudge (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

AnneBayefsky Britain PM suddenly wakes up to threat of Islamic extremism. Pathetic. bit.ly/1CcLDLH pic.twitter.com/HMrq8UJFxU

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

DRUDGE_REPORT UKRAINE PM: CLOSE TO POINT OF ALL-OUT-WAR WITH RUSSIA drudge.tw/1vxWIp7

via Drudge (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

HeyTammyBruce What immigration is doing to UK schools: “Classes of 70, 3hr commutes & a roof turned into a playground” dailym.ai/1nKifCS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @iowahawkblog: As 1400 girls gang raped, Rotherham’s $200k/year head of child services removed foster kids from homes of UKIP voters htt…

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RT @RealJamesWoods: Obama proves yet again that immigration is strictly a campaign tool for him like absolutely everything he does… http:…

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rwneilljr A little victory for @ChuckCJohnson St. Louis Post-Dispatch has also now filed suit to obtain Mike Brown juvenile records

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Aug 30th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @gatewaypundit: Breaking: St. Louis Post-Dispatch Also Files Lawsuit for Michael Brown’s Arrest Records http://t.co/ow0RteOrdK via @gate…

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RT @citygirluvspa2: @ChuckCJohnson I read in opposingiview site that you’re looking for Mike Brown’s juvenile arrest record? Hv u checked h…

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