sedaye_iran @ChuckCJohnson In her case it is more like an assignment for EPA.
We clearly need the FDA to tell Maureen Dowd how much edible pot chocolate she should have.
RT @willstauff: Thad Cochran brings home the pork to Mississippi and brings home the tube steak to sexratary Kay Webber #mssen #CrushCochran
Long before Maureen Dowd discovered pot William F. Buckley sailed out to international waters to take a hit. Like a baller.
ohheygreat A Maureen Dowd on pot column gives me hope for a Peggy Noonan on mescaline column.
jamesrbuk Next week: Maureen Dowd takes sixteen times the recommended dose of Acetaminophen; warns world of dangers in her final column.
HumanityCritic “I really want to get high with Maureen Dowd.” - said no one ever.
miketoole Just obtained this exclusive image of Maureen Dowd after she had some marijuana. Chilling. pic.twitter.com/AtNU4ZMfTG
I’m enjoying watching Jonah Hill grovel. I predict many donations to the homosexualists in his future.
Reports of the Tea Party’s death have been greatly exaggerated. #mssen
kerpen Worth noting that only two current Senate Rs voted for D plan to gut the First Amendment. One is Cochran. pic.twitter.com/WvlGdKbNaM
55KP @ChuckCJohnson @instapundit I realized too late that a vote for Leland, friend of Shrimp Boy, was the way to go.
@EricKjos @instapundit No, I just don’t think they did a good enough job explaining Cochran character flaws.
I’m proud to say that the first Democrat I have voted for is Leland Yee, the gun runner we deserve. #CAprimary
Thad Cochran’s friend Harry Reid promises to endorse that wonderful man. #mssen https://t.co/4mcZVQB1VN
President McDaniel’s first act must be to pardon the Mississippi blogger who dared to walk into a nursing home and take a photo. #mssen
RT @willstauff: Rove controls more money & message than anyone in the GOP Anecdotal perception that Rove is irrelevant advances #GOPe so #c…
JoeMyGod Next to speak at #ChrisMcDaniel campaign HQ will be Clayton Kelly. #mssen #MSSenate pic.twitter.com/BRcXd5xxow
iowahawkblog Having no minimum wage is probably the reason Switzerland is a such a poverty-wracked third world sweatshop basket case.
Don’t be mad at Senator Cochran for not giving a speech. He’s on DC time, not MS time. #mssen
samrhall My mom’s house. My wife’s family home. Both about to be put on market. That is, after #mssen #runoff
WillMcAvoyACN Somewhere at this very moment, Frank Underwood is watching the #MSSen results and congratulating himself on a job well done.
@Michael_J_New Morse code is hard.
@TWINappropriate Where is Cali? I live in California, bro, and I’ve been to 41 states. I love America.
KLSouth Uh. No… It is not. RT @jlupf: Hard to imagine a world in which Sen. Thad Cochran is insufficiently conservative. #MSSen
@annleegibson Um… I’m aware that there is an Internet.
Hey where’s the Leland Yee victory party guys? #CAprimary
@tsalad @instapundit Oh, you can dream but gun running is a cool crime. I’m waiting for us to expose Sasha and Malia’s crime syndicate.
How much would Cochran have won tonight if it weren’t for that blogger reminding us that Cochran has a DC mistress on payroll? #mssen
@freddoso How much would Cochran have won if not for that blogger?
The problem of running a machine in a run off is that you have to buy your votes twice & that isn’t cheap. #mssen
What #SexyFoods was #Bergdahl eating? We already know Maureen Dowd digs the edibles.
@BuzzFeedAndrew @JohnEkdahl I proudly voted for him.
@HarrietBaldwin @instapundit @chrisjefferson The West was settled later so there buggery is on the DL. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
@PreppyGirlP I’ve read my Faulkner. I know what’s up.
The South has risen again… only to be forced into a run off by the DC establishment. #mssen
@ColtonHenson Damn you’re good.
ColtonHenson @ChuckCJohnson And McDaniels knows a lot about “photo” finishes. #zing #MSSEN
@MorteAiTiranni No, he’d be a zombie.
@PreppyGirlP Bold. I appreciate your courage. Next you’ll tell me retweets are not endorsements, too.
@PreppyGirlP Then we must make ‘em see.
Guys, Senator Cochran knows all about run offs. Why he’s run off with his mistress to DC. #mssen
@tsalad @instapundit We supporters of illegal gun running deserve political support. We have a president & A.G. #FastandFurious
@jacktown601 No, my friend, the RINO is out of the bag.
@chrisjefferson @instapundit In the North, being caught with a live boy is compulsory.
@MorteAiTiranni @EricAmey2 The family that screws together sticks together.
@kinseyholley @instapundit Oh, don’t take it personally. I know Texas is a state of mind.
@jacktown601 Isn’t it interesting how power corrupts not just the soul but the waist line?
@PreppyGirlP I suppose it helps when your wife is in a nursing home.
@MorteAiTiranni @EricAmey2 You’d be a jedi if they liked each other and you. Polygamy is illegal but wait. It’s coming. Why it’s biblical!
How many of my fellow Californians joined me in voting for Leland Yee? If we’re going to have a crook, let’s have one that likes guns.
@jacktown601 It’s a throw back to the machine days, man.
@PreppyGirlP Surely you should have a mistress in the home state and not in a DC mansion paid for by a lobbyist, no?
Hey don’t blame me. I voted for Leland Yee in the primary. Because why not vote for a gun running felon? #CAprimary
@jacktown601 Oh, relax. I know. I just wish we had a candidate that could call a DC mistress a DC mistress.
@amandacarpenter @Gabby_Hoffman So was @DavidFeith, like three years ago.
RT @amandacarpenter: Michelle Malkin was writing about Bergdahl FIVE YEARS AGO folks http://t.co/1eaUC1kcMh
Kind of surprised that half of a GOP primary voted for a guy who has his mistress on the payroll. Oh, southerners you confuse me. #mssen
Hillary Clinton has been on every side of the #Bergdahl scandal. Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?
@tunkuv Hey David Brooks started us on this whole pot kick.
@KristinaRibali @garysteveneaton @instapundit jean privilege.
HowardMortman That awkward moment when Roger Sterling, on LSD, hallucinates a Maureen Dowd column.
hunterw Exclusive photo of Maureen Dowd’s bad trip pic.twitter.com/GaD8GvzQhy
Still think we should have settled the whole thing with a duel. #mssen
RT @lynnqyu: In other news, Maureen Dowd ate an edible and then wrote about it: http://t.co/q2LBYB2jn8
@globalhighfive @JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd Come on down anytime.
@stephenrodrick I would never waffle. I’m glutten free, man.
Who knew that Maureen Dowd would write a High Times report & be such a narc. #reefermadness
@stephenrodrick A true adventurer, like any good Jedi, does not boast of his tales.
@stephenrodrick I’m due for a massage with the thai ladies down the street.
@stephenrodrick Whose angry? I’m having a green tea and eating my wife’s home cooking.
I await the report from the New York Times’s ombudsman on Maureen Dowd’s adventures in THC & edibles.
@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd I await the NY Times’s ombudsman’s response.
McDaniel, massively overspent by a DC gravy train that was worried that their mistress-lovin pol wouldn’t have their welfare checks. #mssen
Glad to see Maureen Dowd and the New York Times are printing all the news that’s fit to roll a blunt with.
@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd Bitch ate the whole pan. You know it; I know it. Eight hour high is such silliness.
Tough night for the Thomas Carey campaign. Stay strong guys. #mssen
@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd I’m glad you and I are working on the real story of tonight.
RT @JustinRaimondo: All Colorado pot edibles are labeled as to what constitutes a serving http://t.co/OmtRMUO91w @NYTimesDowd just wolfed i…
“National GOP sources” are saying it’s going to be a runoff. You know, kind of like they said they’d trounce #McDaniel. #mssen
@Bencjacobs @dangainor Is this a private fight?
miltonwolfmd One great thing about actually living in Kansas: After a long day on the campaign trail, I get to sleep in my own bed. #HotelsAreForVisitors
Looks like #mssen nursing home blogger will have to kill some American soldiers to get his freedom. #freeclayton
smitty_one_each .@ChuckCJohnson Clayton is going to have to cut a deal with the Taliban to get BHO on the case. #mssen
Is it too soon to liberate the blogger who dared to photograph a woman in a nursing home? Free Clayton. #mssen
RT @rubycramer: read @mollyesque’s great (& sad) piece on Thad Cochran. http://t.co/6LsSacmVZw http://t.co/51teQ86iRY
Now, now Mississippi. It’s not over until the fat lobbyist sings. Y’all just sit tight, Beltway boys. #mssen
@willstauff How’s it going? It’s not over until the fat lobbyist sings.
Now Mississippi don’t let Boss Barbour eat those there McDaniel ballots now. #mssen
@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline I radically oppose hugging other men on principle. Handshakes only, please.
@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline yes, I heard him this morning. They need to give him his own show.
@Iamdavemac That’s straight up magical.
@Iamdavemac Amsterdam doesn’t have eight hour highs.
@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline Mark Steyn is the greatest wit of his generation. Been reading his stuff since I could barely read.
I’m not a conspiracy minded man but I do think it’s odd that Vamos Mexico comes up the same day as pro-amnesty Barbour camp wins primary.
@Iamdavemac I’m calling BS.
No, like seriously, man. Where did Maureen Dowd find a brownie that gave her an 8-hour high?
Isn’t Maureen Dowd high for all of her columns? And where can we the people buy such good eight hour high brownies?
If the Tea Party is so ineffective why has it forced a seated U.S. Senator into a neck and neck race? #mssen
Oh, come on, give us a runoff, Haley Barbour. Call the board of elections & make it happen, man. Feed ‘em a Mauren Dowd pot brownie. #mssen
@WaltPimbley @instapundit yeah, don’t lump me in with that nancy boy.
Between Maureen Dowd’s pot brownie & David Brooks’s “frolicking” on ganja, I think NY Times should charge to blaze with pundit of choice.
@WaltPimbley @instapundit bro, that’s the point.
@ross917 @talkradio200 @scarlettbama Didn’t fit the narrative. Too white!
@scarlettbama Had a great time in Huntsville & Mobile. Got some great beer and mighty good looking women in Dixie.
We’ve all been there, Maureen Dowd. (P.S. I thought all NYT reporters had official tasters, you know, like Saddam).
Can we trade Clayton Thomas Kelly, blogger extraordinaire of #MSSen, for #Bergdahl yet? Free all the political prisoners, bro!
Oh no. Some people I have never met whose “newspapers” I have never read are subtweeting my tweets on #mssen. Perish the thought.
LarrySabato Good to see you on Twitter tonight, @staypuft. I knew you’d follow MS Senate even though you’ve never been to MS due to melting threat.
Dear Mississippi. It’s really hard to spin a race when it’s really close. Please have more of a blow out next time—DC Commentariat. #mssen
For the record, I had a gloriously drunken time in the Palmetto State. I even said once or twice I liked Lincoln. #mssen
Tomorrow’s headline today. You choose: The Tea Party is dead or the Tea Party lives forever! #mssen
@CaseyPhillips1 whatever Yankee turncoat.
Brace yourself, Twitterati. Everyone from the Beltway is now suddenly an expert on Mississippi, a state they never visit. #mssen
@ChrisMarisic @geoffreyvs dude you are missing the joke.
If McDaniel pulls it off bloggers will be breaking into nursing homes across all of America. Hide your wives. Hide your mistresses. #mssen
@MaryHartmanx2 You mean Morton, right?
TwitchyTeam Dean Cain bids farewell to ‘embarrassing’ Jay Carney bit.ly/1pDRx3Q
@RussOnPolitics so?
Umm.. Why is my polling place in a private residence?
Todd__Kincannon In fairness to Bowe Bergdahl, he hasn’t killed nearly as many American soldiers as Barack Obama’s VA. He’s an amateur compared to them.
It’s time to vote for someone we believe in, California. #Donnelly
RT @Lonegan: NJTV debate is now online. You might need to watch multiple times to catch all of Tom MacArthur’s lies http://t.co/paWe6AFYNy …
Ted Cruz’s defense of the First Amendment today was masterly.
RT @amandacarpenter: Terrific write-up in the WSJ about Sen. Cruz’s remarks at Senate Judiciary Cmte today #dontrepeal1A http://t.co/ygRA5w…
There are dozens of Americans jailed abroad on bogus charges. Obama doesn’t care about them. #Bergdahl
@instapundit Qatar is jailing an American couple on bogus charges but let’s five Taliban commanders out and about. freemattandgrace.com
The Qataris jail an American couple for racist reasons but release Taliban commanders. #Bergdahl
SenTedCruz I wish there were Dem Senators willing to defend the First Amendment rather than working to repeal it 1.usa.gov/1h4MRBi #DontRepeal1A
FoxNews Traded #Taliban leaders free to roam in Middle East? Claim undercuts Obama assurance fxn.ws/1rHZ9nV pic.twitter.com/qfKXWuoP94
Right said “leave no soldier behind”. It didn’t say leave no traitor or defector behind.
FreeBeacon VIDEO: Bergdahl’s team leader: Bergdahl sought communications with the Taliban before he was captured bit.ly/1oTn9CD
shushwalshe McDaniel voted today in Ellisvillle, MS. Cochran voted by absentee ballot two weeks ago, which means no Election Day voting footage #mssen
baseballcrank @AaronBlakeWP NRSC would rather lose the seat than see McDaniel win. Would hurt long-term goal of stifling primaries.
If #Bergdahl is a traitor or a deserter will he get five years back pay?
RBPundit So… now it’s becoming very likely that the White House broke all kinds of protocols to get a photo op with a goddamned traitor.
Affirmative action admit Susan Rice doesn’t understand the words honor or distinction. So pay no mind when she praises #Berdahl
Who gave the order to tell our soldiers to sign NDAs for finding the #Bergdahl traitor? Why don’t we already know that?
No, #Bergdahl is not the same as #Homeland. Brody had a convincing cover. His wife didn’t speak Arabic at press conference.
#Bergdahl scandal reveals what we already knew: Obama doesn’t believe in American citizenship conferring benefits and duties
RT @DavidMDrucker: “There’s a lot more stuff that needs 2 happen before I’m ready 2 tell you how I feel.†Sen Risch, R-ID, on #Bergdahl: ht…
BradThor #Bergdahl left letter telling comrades at his F.O.B. that he’d left ‘to start new life’ dailym.ai/1h4idbd via @MailOnline
mVespa1 Take a bow, MAD magazine #Bergdahl #tcot pic.twitter.com/KnwSifPiuc
The right wanted to get #Bergdahl “by any means necessary” before it understood that he was a traitor, left wing spin masters.
@ron_fournier point of query. don’t we know that the Qataris aren’t monitoring Taliban commanders?
moody Big ol’ fat subtweet here, but I find the lack of curiosity among some journalists astonishing.
What could go wrong? https://t.co/gNwA8JvgJq
YahooNews U.S. to appoint ambassador to Somalia for first time in 20 years, though no plans to re-open Mogadishu embassy yhoo.it/1oSIoEq
New0rleans_Lady NGH w/no nutz POTUS. RT @ChuckCJohnson: How bad ass would it be if a drone strike were to hit Taliban leaders celebrating today? #Bergdahl
How bad ass would it be if a drone strike were to hit Taliban leaders celebrating today? #Bergdahl
DRUDGE_REPORT 14 SOLDIERS WERE LOST Searching for Bergdahl…
WSJ YouTube still reigns in online video. on.wsj.com/1nI5Tkb pic.twitter.com/dIBts8NiCA
hale_razor Liberal logic: military deserters who train the Taliban are honorable, and Tea Party members who oppose tyranny are terrorists.
MattMackowiak Simply do not believe @HenryBarbour really believes McDaniel as nominee would endanger U.S. Senate seat. Feels like a scare tactic. #mssen
kasie Sen. Rick Santorum told me this weekend he only got involved in #MSSEN because McDaniel was under unfair attack for nursing home break in
Go on, Mississippi. Rage against the machine. #McDaniel
marklevinshow Reminder, today is the day: elect Steve Lonegan in New Jersey and Chris McDaniel in Mississippi!
bentonhowser @ChuckCJohnson which Bergdahl?
ONLINE_HOMIES @ChuckCJohnson I think they would be a lot easier to “hunt down” if they were still in custody
