Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

June 13th, 2014

Just ordered my Lipozene. Not sure what it does.

via Twitter for iPhone

SantaMariaTimes will return to downtown on Saturday for its 19th year. Find out who will be performing: bit.ly/1qcW25V

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:58 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

ktwistjones YAYAYA TOMORROW!!!! instagram.com/p/pMMqfPsu3p/

via Instagram (retweeted on 12:58 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @ktwistjones: ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!!!! MUSIC -BREWS - FREE- ALL AGES - OPEN TO PUBLIC - #joneshouse #jonesfest… http://t.co/3o3s4GbZjN

via Twitter for iPhone

JonesFest JonesFest V is Sunday, September 30 in downtown Youngstown! Bringing back to the streets in 2012!! FREE to the public and ALL AGES!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:58 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Why isn’t PETA complaining about how Thad Cochran liked to do indecent things to animals?

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @willstauff: didnt take very long for his hatred for Christianity to rear it’s ugly head for this dude :) —> http://t.co/YcWOnPaXYU #tc…

via Twitter for iPhone

A friend of mine’s father insisted that he buried with his moonshine.

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m loving the party that those black people threw. Can I come next time?

via Twitter for iPhone

From the crippled old lady who fell over to the kitties who are mistreated these commercials make me want to kill myself.

via Twitter for iPhone

Damn. Good thing I stopped taking Yaz birth control.

via Twitter for iPhone

I don’t know if what you put out there comes back to you. There’s a naughty way of thinking about that.

via Twitter for iPhone

aggedor_ Call it karma or “What goes around comes around” I believe in it, @SonnieJohnson

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @bostonrandy: Should have tried Rosetta Stone. RT @ChuckCJohnson: So hooked on phonics didn’t work for #Bergdahl. #RedEye

via Twitter for iPhone

There used to be a time when we used to say that some dudes were unfit for soldiering.

via Twitter for iPhone

So hooked on phonics didn’t work for .

via Twitter for iPhone

@zanshi1 @Beregond but I’m not on your lawn

via Twitter for iPhone

So ’s real treachery is against the English language.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Beregond age is nothing but a number my friend

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Beregond

BeccaJLower @ChuckCJohnson A shame that the Guardian isn’t catching your tweets. They’ve slacked in their use of ‘titties’ since Greenwald left.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Damn . That animal commercial is tragic. Makes me want to stop eating cat.

via Twitter for iPhone

RWentonr No sad commercials! Here’s a cute pic pic.twitter.com/4OsUL9Xjko

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

NATHANINSOCAL I wonder how often Lou Dobbs smokes a fatty?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

aggedor_ Absolutely great point, @SonnieJohnson It’s the drunk-on-power FEDS we should fear having guns NOT ordinary citizens.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

EverydayEagle Another porcine-insensitive geico ad.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@An_D_V I got the pens for the titty signing

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to An_D_V

An_D_V I’m doing lines downstairs.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Beregond In her interview Thursday on FTRRadio.com @SonnieJohnson said the leg chair is an excuse to buy a new outfit each time.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

We need fewer old people commercials on

via Twitter for iPhone

Who would you rather have for a mayor? Rob Ford or the Peoria mayor?

via Twitter for iPhone

@pensandblues they are so nuts down there. That which is South of the border should probably stay there

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pensandblues

Is the truth no defense? What if Twitter account proves that Mayor of Peoria signs titties?

via Twitter for iPhone

I feel like mayor of Peoria should party with Rob Ford and lighten the fuck up.

via Twitter for iPhone

LeoOfMars @pensandblues @ChuckCJohnson In Bangkok there was a strip club Baby-a-Go-Go. All dancers guaranteed to be under 18. No, I did not go in.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @ScottsdaleTrail: Peoria Mayor Sends Police To Track Down Twitter Parodist, takes a page from Michelle Ugenti http://t.co/bZoyk4hMqW via…

via Twitter for iPhone

nypost Some guy created a spoof Twitter account for the mayor of Peoria for fun - and ended up sparking a legal firestorm nyp.st/1uf44sk

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

scottkleinberg ‘Twittergate’: Peoria mayor facing civil rights suit over handling of parody Twitter account. trib.in/1irc6cl

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @reidepstein: OMG, watch the Peoria mayor read profane tweets from his parody Twitter account https://t.co/05IgxF1x9k

via Twitter for iPhone

Looks like signing titties doesn’t play in Peoria.

via Twitter for iPhone

pensandblues @lindz0990 @ChuckCJohnson I’m the hero peeps deserve, but not the one they need right now.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@pensandblues I started out like pro open borders and saw a lynching in Guatemala where a dude was burned alive. It was nuts man

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pensandblues

busblog Don’t ever forget who were @LAKings fans way back in the day pic.twitter.com/RFEyJRp204

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Donna0527 @ChuckCJohnson I don’t want to get close enough to any of them to see their tharz.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Donna0527 the ones that don’t have crescent moons

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Donna0527

Donna0527 @ChuckCJohnson Which ones have the starz upon tharz?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

The only thing that stops a bad baby with a gun is a good parent with a gun.

via Twitter for iPhone

If babies have guns, parents will be casualties.

via Twitter for iPhone

Was Michael Moynihan’s father an original hipster smoking Lucky Strikes?

via Twitter for iPhone

@lindz0990 raises hands, plays Rockey music, puts down beer

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lindz0990

@pensandblues dude I have been there. Saw my first child prostitute there

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pensandblues

pensandblues @ChuckCJohnson I tweet with someone who lives in Honduras and she says it is dangerous there.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Some good looking women on tonight. I hate it when they have porkers on.

via Twitter for iPhone

@bostonrandy @SnakebiteJones @SonnieJohnson I am 9 percent black according to 23andme so possibly

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @bostonrandy: Wondering also. RT @SnakebiteJones: @SonnieJohnson Is it true you are no relation to @ChuckCJohnson ?I see some family res…

via Twitter for iPhone

lindz0990 @ChuckCJohnson Hello, new ombudsman!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:21 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fact: Honduras, Jamaica, & El Salvador are gun free zones and have higher firearm fatality rates than US.

via Twitter for iPhone

supremepeteza @ChuckCJohnson Well, we walk up to someone and say, ‘Are you the enemy?’ And, if they say yes, then we shoot them. - Good Morning Vietnam

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Michael Moynihan is wrong on gun violence. Japan has fewer firearms but a higher firearm fatality.

via Twitter for iPhone

Fact: Sonnie Johnson and I are of no relation.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @coloradorebecca: @SonnieJohnson I love you - but I hate your hair in your beautiful face! ACK!

#RedEye

via Twitter for iPhone

ThomasYongo “Chicago, doom!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

aggedor_ Oh come on, @SonnieJohnson calls HAWAII home. That’s where the palace he’ll be moving into is.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@SonnieJohnson preach sister on guns and the hood.

via Twitter for iPhone

Gavin McInnes is OG. Sonnie Johnson is throwing it down like a gee.

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones @Gavin_McInnes gives @ChuckCJohnson a shout-out for exposing phony lies promoted by administration.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @JstJoan: @ChuckCJohnson Awesome shout out to you for your school shooting exposé! #RedEye

via Twitter for iPhone

Name checked on by Gavin McInnes on guns. Lifetime achievement unlocked.

via Twitter for iPhone

Can you tell the difference between Shia & Sunnis? It’s like the Yellow bellied snitches Dr. Seuss story in like real life.

via Twitter for iPhone

I was on Lou Dobbs once. It was sweet.

via Twitter for iPhone

Can we place bets on who wins in Iraq somewhere?

via Twitter for iPhone

SusanDadamo time!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jun 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

President Lou Dobbs? Why not?

via Twitter for iPhone

How do we know who is and who isn’t al Qaeda?

via Twitter for iPhone

PamelaGeller VIDEO: Devout Muslim Group Boko Haram Stones Young Girl to Death: It is not known is this is one of the Christ… bit.ly/TV2Tna

via twitterfeed (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kevin McCarthy wasn’t a deli owner; he worked for The Boss Tweed of Bakersfield.

via Twitter for iPhone

Gavin_McInnes “Please stop buying us those whiskey rocks. We prefer real ice.” -Fathers

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gavin_McInnes I just wrote up this Father’s Day gift guide. We want flashlights! tcat.tc/1l9ar0Q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Poor Thad Cochran. thin

via Twitter for iPhone

RedEyeFNC Tonight on Gavin McInnes hosts! With guests @loudobbsnews, @SonnieJohnson and @mcmoynihan!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Obama doesn’t like Arabs. Right Mike Myers?

via Twitter for iPhone

@chuckwoolery can’t wait to meet you in Mississippi

via Twitter for iPhone

RealJamesWoods I’ve had such a nice response from so many kind friends and Twitter followers. It is so comforting and I’m deeply appreciative.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

weknowwhatsbest Susan Rice did not lie when she said Bergdahl served with honor & distinction. She purposely left out which country.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

HolographicRibs .@ChuckCJohnson I heard that the player who scored the winning goal tonight, Alec Martinez, is in MS-13.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

jlakely Jack O. Roeser, R.I.P. bit.ly/1p3p0RY via @HeartlandInst

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aren’t the LA Kings a gang?

via Twitter for iPhone

Jenevalynne @ChuckCJohnson he was proven right, there were wmds. we gave saddam months to move them.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

How much time will there be between self driving cars being available to compulsory?

via Twitter for iPhone

Why doesn’t Obama want to community organize in Iraq?

via Twitter for iPhone

TurningPointUSA Current U.S. Unfunded Liabilities:
$129,543,965,500,000
Source: usdebtclock.org

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s interesting that left wingers who complain about slut shaming and calling women fat always seem to judge my looks. What gives?

via Twitter for iPhone

Do you think Obama is purposefully trying to demoralize US military by going to a fundraiser?

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @JoeFL65: @ChuckCJohnson In the short-term, a demoralized US military.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @instapundit: “@Michael_Zak: Obama’s jihadi pals enslaving women in Mosul, Iraq: http://t.co/ZnMxOSUAm2â…

#YesAllWomen

via Twitter for iPhone

I have never believed that Bush was insincere in his belief that Iraq was a threat but I do question why we stayed so long.

via Twitter for iPhone

I don’t blame Bush for the Iraq war. I blame we the people for not making sure we vetted the information we were presented.

via Twitter for iPhone

What do you think the lasting national consequences of losing Iraq will be?

via Twitter for iPhone

It’s so unbelievably sad to hear Iraq veterans talk about how they lost friends and Iraq is falling apart.

via Twitter for iPhone

eredmon19 The is taking control of where I sacrificed my soul and is playing golf and fundraising in California

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @oliverdarcy: Anthony Weiner Does It Again: Former Congressman Favorites “Sext Machine” Tweet, Then Offers This Explanation for It:
http…

via Twitter for iPhone

It may have been the right decision to invade Iraq and topple Saddam Hussein but it was not the right decision to nation build with tribes.

via Twitter for iPhone

@SimonTemplarPV just because I agree with John McCain on this issue does not mean I agree with him on all issues.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SimonTemplarPV

Those of us who have lived with the Iraq war in our living rooms as we chat with family members who went must be honest about its costs.

via Twitter for iPhone

When it comes to Mexico-US relations would it be too much to ask that they repeal their anti-gringo laws if we house millions of their kids?

via Twitter for iPhone

It’s all well and good to say you support the troops — you should — but if you must think seriously about what peace looks like.

via Twitter for iPhone

I fear I lost a friend in real life today over my views about how Iraq was a waste for USA but I have a responsibility to tell the truth.

via Twitter for iPhone

I know some of us aren’t going to agree on Iraq but I have see too many friends & family come back messed up to think it was worth it.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @michaelterry337: Florida Governor Rick Scott to Attend Fundraiser at the Home of a Tax Cheat http://t.co/eVfo8w1ghc #GopGovsGottaGo #Un…

via Twitter for iPhone

granitestater Tim Geithner was busy. RT @ChuckCJohnson: Why has no one interviewed famous tax cheats to get their perspective on IRS scandal?

via twicca (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Roger247 @ChuckCJohnson Mexico has Voter ID…and tougher immigration laws.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RobAstorino New Yorkers need to know if their governor is a tax cheat. Open your doors, Andrew.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

JonahNRO Obama says it’s a big problem when Iraqi soldiers abandon their posts. Bergdahl’s comrades think it’s a problem when Americans do it too.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

jrsalzman If anything is going to slow down the advance of ISIS, it will be the American humvees they captured.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

jrsalzman Shorter Obama: screw Iraq, screw American lives lost, screw American dollars spent, screw being President. I’m going golfing.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

jrsalzman If I have this right, Iran, the country responsible for the weapons expert and the IED that took my arm, is going to help America with Iraq.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Why has no one interviewed famous tax cheats to get their perspective on IRS scandal?

via Twitter for iPhone

Not that I do drugs but one of the best parts of working for yourself is that you could if you wanted to. Mandatory drug screening is lame.

via Twitter for iPhone

It would be totally sweet if Mexico were as nice to American expats as we are to their illegal gun running kids.

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m sorry that I have been misspelling stuff. I sent the copy editor home from Johnson Estates. Something about it being after hours.

via Twitter for iPhone

So glad to learn from Daily Beast that Charlie Rose of PBD slays mad beezies.

via Twitter for iPhone

thedailybeast Charlie Rose is apparently a total lady killer? thebea.st/1lcS2QI

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 6:45 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Does Lois Lerner have a Monopoly set worth of get out of jail free cards?

via Twitter for iPhone

Noted tax cheat Richard Hatch apparently wasn’t a very good Survivor if IRS can use hard drive excuse and he didn’t.

via Twitter for iPhone

Be honest. You sometimes wish Lois Lerner would join cast of Orange is the New Black but like in the reality tv version.

via Twitter for iPhone

Why can’t we settle elections like trial by combat in Game of Thrones?

via Twitter for iPhone

If Bloomberg’s group lies about gun stats why should we have trusted his stats on stop & frisk?

via Twitter for iPhone

@TheKurdishMamba I tried to kill them all but they are hard to find.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKurdishMamba

If u had a neighbor whose house was burning down would u care about the person whose house was burning down in another state? Mexico vs Iraq

via Twitter for iPhone

When you write a hit piece on me please, please, please don’t forget my middle initial. There be far too many Charles Johnson’s out there.

via Twitter for iPhone

The very fact that we are debating what is and isn’t a school shooting must really piss of Michael Bloomberg.

via Twitter for iPhone

I wished our country cared more about the craziness south of our border in our neighboring country than it did about the savages in Iraq.

via Twitter for iPhone

Wesley Snipes should so have used the vampires stole my hard drive excuse for not paying his taxes.

via Twitter for iPhone

SoquelCreek .@thedailybeast Likewise, compare ALL school homicides to those killed by school vehicles. PANIC!!! @ChuckCJohnson pic.twitter.com/f5PEJF0JrO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Will the government pay for you to switch back if you don’t like your sex change?

via Twitter for iPhone

A little bird told me I am quoted tonight on Red Eye. I used to watch that show drunk up at Harvey Mudd College.

via Twitter for iPhone

Eric Holder’s Department of Justice [sic] even classified some school shootings as not school shootings.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @SoquelCreek: .@thedailybeast Eve Dept. of Justice classifies some as not school shootings. @ChuckCJohnson
http://t.co/j3mkWvWxS7 http:…

via Twitter for iPhone

If you think about how much money and time I wasted of lefties trying to debunk my debunking of Everytown I definitely like that ROI.

via Twitter for iPhone

If you are in Santa Barbara area come chill over at JonesFest in Santa Ynez with me and friends tonight and tomorrow.

via Twitter for iPhone

If you don’t like your government funded sex change do you have to keep your government funded sex change?

via Twitter for iPhone

@Mikes_idea isn’t that heterosexist?

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @Mikes_idea: @ChuckCJohnson You got a mention here sir.@1RichARich: @AnthonyCumia Hey Ant, Check this out. It backs up your point .http:…

via Twitter for iPhone

Why is a stewardess a flight attendant & a mistress not a dick attendant?

via Twitter for iPhone

Kiley_Girl @ChuckCJohnson Same pay as the male or female secretaries? ‘Cause this WH is the only place there’s a true disparity.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@jacktaskerpi doing some massive research on a very famous person. If I am right, it’ll be the end of his presidency .

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jacktaskerpi

It’s not that I hate the Iraqis. I wish them well. I just think American lives are precious.

via Twitter for iPhone

In Norway all tax returns are public in name of transparency & to intimidate the rich. Is that why IRS leaks rich people’s tax returns?

via Twitter for iPhone

Do you think Obama ever had dinners that aren’t fundraisers?

via Twitter for iPhone

Obama likes to spread liberal wealth around and into his campaign coffers.

via Twitter for iPhone

Media that obsessively focuses on NYC, DC, LA ignores that 90% of country lives elsewhere.

via Twitter for iPhone

laurakfillault @ChuckCJohnson Or vice versa…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I am working on a massive story but need to raise $5k. Already raised 10k. Got any ideas on how to raise it? Kick starter sucks.

via Twitter for iPhone

If income inequality is so bad why isn’t President Obama paid what his secretaries are?

via Twitter for iPhone

Journalists should focus less on their career and more on their audience’s needs. If they do, their career will take off.

via Twitter for iPhone

Do you ? Send it my way. Launching my site soon…

via Twitter for iPhone

I have only one question for Lois Lerner: why did you come in on a Sunday to back date IRS 990s for Barack H. Obama foundation?

via Twitter for iPhone

If bogus stat saying that women make 77 cents on a dollar were true what greedy capitalist would hire dudes?

via Twitter for iPhone

I like to quote bumper stick from parents hippy days. “Stop bitching; start a revolution.” It’s good advice. The right should take it.

via Twitter for iPhone

Why can’t you force the media to cover the truth?

via Twitter for iPhone

Income inequality is never going to be solved in a country that loves fame and dressing for success.

via Twitter for iPhone

In economies of ubiquity credibility is king. The more you expose undermine media credibility the less they’ll control the discourse.

via Twitter for iPhone

OneRepublic has all the right moves in all the right places but misstepped with gun stats & doubled down. Bad pr move. Gunners like music 2

via Twitter for iPhone

Jordan11_kham This is why I love Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic pic.twitter.com/bobk52G0NV

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s not trolling when you rolling or yoloing.

via Twitter for iPhone

@jamespoulos it’s not trolling when you rolling

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @jamespoulos: @ChuckCJohnson troll baiting I can take but you’re pressing your luck with one republic quotes BROOOOO

via Twitter for iPhone

The way it works is that media picks up bogus stat, Hollywood bitches about bogus stat & politicians legislate about bogus stat. Expose it.

via Twitter for iPhone

Doc_0 Dear America: We found a smidgen of corruption after all, but it got wiped out in a hard drive crash, so it’s all good. Love, the IRS

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OneRepublic says no more counting dollar signs they’ll be counting stars and miscounting school shootings.

via Twitter for iPhone

OneRepublics “feels something so right doing the wrong thing” like tweeting out bogus gun stats.

via Twitter for iPhone

southsalem @ChuckCJohnson@DRUDGE_REPORT: TWITTER feed debunks Bloomberg’s gun data on ‘school shootings’… drudge.tw/1ocZjlJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I don’t blame OneRepublic. They’ve got all the right friends in all the right places & don’t want to anger them. It’s easier to be a sheep.

via Twitter for iPhone

@southsalem what did I make Drudge for? Don’t see it on the page.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to southsalem

southsalem Last laugh u made drudge ;) “@ChuckCJohnson: It fucking kills me my favorite band, OneRepublic, tweeted out bullshit Everytown statistic.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m like Leland Yee. I don’t really care about gun control because I already got my guns. But hands off my ammo, dude.

via Twitter for iPhone

It’s mad hard to misquote someone when they tweet but some still seem to try. How 1990s of you, media.

via Twitter for iPhone

CraigBarres @ChuckCJohnson to add to your list of 33 fake school shootings, Provo HS was failed suicide.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @tedcruz: 2 yrs of Lois Lerner’s emails were lost? This is beyond unacceptable. Need special prosecutor NOW! http://t.co/OfFLfsFiOU #IRS

via Twitter for iPhone

lddaly @ChuckCJohnson WH and other agency email systems will have her received emails too… Unless they also lost them. ;-)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sure I totally believe that the high tech Booz Allen Hamilton designed IRS system isn’t backed up.

via Twitter for iPhone

DRUDGE_REPORT Rep asks NSA for metadata… drudge.tw/1jpoR7w

via Drudge (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

When there are Kurds there’s a way… To a nation state.

via Twitter for iPhone

Do you think Christ gives Buddha a gift on his birthday? Does Buddha give Christ a gift on Christmas?

via Twitter for iPhone

Why doesn’t the IRS back up its hard drives? It’s not like they deal with everyone’s finances… Oh wait.

via Twitter for iPhone

Like seriously, no joke. A relative of mine had a massive fire that destroyed his receipts in his business and the IRS fined his ass.

via Twitter Web Client

charlescwcooke Be fair, guys. When individuals and businesses lose two years worth of their receipts, W-2s, and payslips, the IRS is really nice to them.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Happy Buddha’s B-Day, y’all. Me & the Indomom-in-law are lighting some candles.

via Twitter Web Client

I’ve won multiple journalism awards & gotten bank for it but what means the most to me are letters from readers, supporters, enemies.

via Twitter Web Client

The difference between me & Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs is that I sometimes leave my basement.

via Twitter Web Client

Why would I go on TV & have makeup put on me when I can go on Twitter in my boxers & start a revolution drinking green tea?

via Twitter Web Client

AnneClaireCNN bullshit RT @ChuckCJohnson: We need far more journalists out there willing to call bullshit bullshit.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

We need far more journalists out there willing to call bullshit bullshit.

via Twitter Web Client

Lois Lerner faked documents for Barack H. Obama Foundation on a Sunday but sure she’s trustworthy when she says she lost hard drives.

via Twitter Web Client

click4mrh From an 18 minute gap to 2 years of lost emails; one truism, cheats, liars & thieves all the same. @ChuckCJohnson @instapundit

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

WellWhyNotMe @ChuckCJohnson #21 on the list is a LIE. It was NOT school related. I live there. tinyurl.com/kbagd39

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Whenever I tell the IRS I can’t find my checkbook they fine me. But sure let’s believe them when they say they lost their hard drives.

via Twitter for iPhone

Katherine Timpf stole my spot on dumbest tweet of the week at Daily Caller. Give it back, girl.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Gavin_McInnes is the greatest writer in America. #nohomo You should read his column and his book. http://t.co/gWkJjfekvP

via Twitter for iPhone

If you support the right to threesomes why don’t you support codifying them, like polygamy?

via Twitter for iPhone

@oooitsleah right now. We shall overcome.

via Twitter for iPhone

Why can’t all immigrants to America be Gavin McInnes, my wife, or my mother-in-law?

via Twitter for iPhone

Mastafing @ChuckCJohnson IRS says the dog ate their homework. Lerner emails hard drive crashed. Call Snowden, I bet he can retrieve them…

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DanielFaye248 @ChuckCJohnson I miss days when news groups actually reported true news

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I miss days when conservative sites did original reporting rather than who said what on Fox News or MSNBC.

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Be honest. Do people even read the Daily Caller or Breitbart anymore?

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@iowahawkblog @Phoenix2a1 I said this yesterday. Why stop at just Baghdad?

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iowahawkblog Declare Baghdad a gun-free zone.

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NYC_Infidel @ChuckCJohnson If Democrats love kids more, why do Democrats statistically shoot more children?

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If anti-gun people love kids more why do pro-gun people statistically have more children?

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RT @LaurenFCarroll: @ChuckCJohnson you get a shout out in the latest PolitiFact item about the 74 school shooting statistics: http://t.co/l…

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I like Betsy Rothstein but she’s calling my tweet the fourth dumbest of the week? Johnsons don’t settle for anything less than number one!

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Surabees @TaylorBudowich @ChuckCJohnson @DailyCaller Yo Charles, waiting for your response to this….

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Snerpusina @ChuckCJohnson “who’s” C’mon, man.

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Snerpusina @ChuckCJohnson Don’t get a carry license-just pray. That usually works well.

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DumbAgent RT @reason: Why Europe’s anti-Uber protests backfired: @jimepstein in The Daily Beast bit.ly/1hTRVcF

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Another fake school shooting in Tennessee. http://t.co/EnlA2Zo0Il

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@Shinsccr8 I have fired thousands of rounds my friend. And if you continue to threat me ill report you

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Shinsccr8 @ChuckCJohnson let’s be honest, your shaky hands wouldn’t be able to hold a thing if things got real chuckwalla

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RT @trevortimm: Boy, looks like the NSA intercepting every email and text message in Iraq is really paying off. http://t.co/G4hU2PUgPA

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RT @biggovt: Steve King Stokes Old Feud With Raul Labrador:
Rep. Raúl Labrador (R-ID) has just announced his intention to … http://t.co/…

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Wanting women to run everything would produce tyranny. Read your Lysistrata, feminists.

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Rather than fight over whose to blame for Iraq returning to savage state why don’t we just stay out of it?

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RT @SooperMexican: If you let terrorists take over your country, you’re gonna have a bad tiiiime: http://t.co/FynrfRS67n

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I’m thinking of applying for concealed carry license given all the threats I have gotten on Twitter. Talk about backfiring.

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Shinsccr8 @ChuckCJohnson where you originally from? From that grin, I would assume Mass.

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Judd Legum of Think Progress thinks I am harassing him for pointing out that Everytown undercounted gang style shootings. I’m teaching him.

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@JuddLegum If you think I am harassing you by pointing out your statistical illiteracy I’m sorry you write for a living.

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WConine @CardsFanTX @TheSdotBailey @ChuckCJohnson it’s been upheld twice. The first time was in 2008

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DDeLegge @doodlebug0 @ChuckCJohnson how about non school shootings being portrayed as school shootings? Is that ok?

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@JuddLegum you can find dozens of shots fired on school grounds at Chicago area alone. Doesn’t make it Columbine.

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@JuddLegum because you are statistically illiterate. either they over counted or they under counted.

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TheAustinFitz @ChuckCJohnson especially white kids in school. Screw those black kids in gangs that get killed by the dozens every single day.

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Shinsccr8 @ChuckCJohnson As if creating urgency while kids are dying at schools isn’t enough of a reason. Wait until you’re staring down a barrel.

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Hopkins75us @ChuckCJohnson if you add up all the mass shooting deaths it doesn’t come close to Chicago

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Like all Americans I get giddy when people are killed by guns, but not knives, bats, beatings. Not.

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starless941 @ChuckCJohnson b/c they obviously don’t think 15 are tragic enough

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Everytown used photo from a mass shooting when it released 74 bogus stat. Purpose was to make urgency behind the issue…

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@JuddLegum then why did Everytown undercount then? There are many more shootings that happen to take place at school.

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doodlebug0 @ChuckCJohnson Go ahead and try to justify school shootings not being school shootings. Kids are just collateral damage in ur twisted mind.

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GoodOpinionMan Okay, @ChuckCJohnson I need you to think about that time you got caught peeping on the neighbor girl & wet yourself pic.twitter.com/AKhtPATRX5

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RT @JonahNRO: A former top Obama national security official: http://t.co/PQAE2ArMQY

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If 15 school shootings are tragedies why do emotional inflation to 74, Everytown?

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All the threats I have been getting from the anti-gun crowd sure seems to make me want to get more guns.

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It must be expensive to spin as much as Everytown is doing once CNN & I debunked them. Papa Mike will shill tho.

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@JuddLegum sure because they aren’t mass shootings

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VICE We’ll Always Have School Shootings Because We Really Really Love Guns bit.ly/1l4De6I

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andrewklavan Even CNN debunking the Bloomberg-inspired myth that mass shootings are on the rise: ow.ly/xYBKQ

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BillZeiser It’s not as if @ChuckCJohnson said those other shootings are good things. He just debunked @Everytown’s emotional manipulation.

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RT @lachlan: CNN: only 15 of @Everytown’s”74 school shootings since Newtown” were school shootings in the sense Newtown was http://t.co/0mI…

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cynicusprime Slate’s weekly news quiz perpetuates the inflated 74 school shootings figure. pic.twitter.com/azSfWbayVr

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Christian Science Monitor reporter posted Bloomberg map, tried to debunk me just interviewed me. Let’s see if she is fair in her report.

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Let’s see. A 25 yr old fat autistic ginger kid defeated & branded Mike Bloomberg’s million $ anti-gun organization’s fake stats on Twitter.

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Christian Science Monitor reporter points out I counted wrong fake school shooting incident at Morehouse.
http://t.co/xberDLb1yV

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If lefty trolls insist on calling me stupid I may just have to post my IQ score. The bell curve has been good to me, bitches.

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Oregon Live now weighs in & buried the lede RT http://t.co/GxV3ORzOob

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It’s funny when strangers scream & yell at me for tweeting. My autism makes it hard to care.

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thecynthia @kentpierce8 Meet @ChuckCJohnson - he has destroyed the “74 school shootings” claim. FYI…

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TheSdotBailey Fuck you, @ChuckCJohnson. That is all. Fuck you from every family who has lost a child in a school shooting, you insensitive cocksucker.

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BLVD9 Doughy fat white guys, apparently. @thestreeter Folks like @ChuckCJohnson decide when someone getting shot at a school is really at a school

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CBodhar @ChuckCJohnson thanks for digging deeper on that Everytown disinformation, sir.

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buffalood @ChuckCJohnson: The families of the fake victims of those fake shootings would like you to go fuck yourself. For real.

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buffalood @ChuckCJohnson: Can I fake hit you in the face with a flat-bladed coal shovel?

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RT @imrickblaine: Even @cnn caught onto @Everytown lies. @ChuckCJohnson managed to keep a multi-billion dollar network honest. Kudos. http:…

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@iRMello @erikastephaniie I treat all people as worthy as having something to say

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mattaikins In the @thenewyorker: Afghanistan’s failure on money-laundering law shows elites not ready for post-2014 challenges. nyr.kr/1oWcu8A

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@jaketapper we should talk. Happy to send some stuff your way. Do you DM?

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thestreeter I’m Pro 2a & anti-Bloomberg but I don’t get the ‘school shootings’ flap. What defines a school shooting? @ChuckCJohnson

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RT @jaketapper: Professor: Statistics show mass shootings not on the rise

#TheLead

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@marymauldin when I can. I need to raise a little money for a big project soon. Will be in touch.

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Rapete78Ruthie @CrowsonFromABC2 @marymauldin @ChuckCJohnson @CNN Praise God that Chuck keeps his eye on this administrations plays of deceit and lies!

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mrstutt @ChuckCJohnson @marymauldin At some kind of nationwide anti-gun rally this week, only a handful (incl. children) showed up each place.

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